Sweet Dreams & Nightmare bubbles

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

askdrowsyprincess:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

askdrowsyprincess:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

askdrowsyprincess:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple replied to your post: OH -SWOON- LET’S GET MARRIED FRANCIS. I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED.

SHE’S 11

 AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER RIGHT MON AMOUR ?

YES OF COURSE. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO DAPPER YOUNG LADIES SUCH AS YOURSELF HONHONHON

AT LEAST FRANCOIS ISN’T A CREEP LIKE THIS.

AND DOESN’T THROW HOCKEY MATCHES.

OH MY GOSH MATTHEW ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT THAT

AND FRANCIS IS TOTALLY A CREEP YOU JUST LIKE IT AND THAT’S KIND OF WEIRD BUT I DON’T JUDGE

OH COURSE I’M MAD. HOCKEY IS SERIOUS SHIT.

AND HE’S NOT A CREEP ABOUT CHILDREN. YOU ARE.

I’M NOT A CREEP ABOUT KIDS ITS JUST- HER. I DUNNO. SHE’S A FRIEND OF A FRIEND (WHO HAS PROVED HIMSELF STRAIGHT MULTIPLE TIMES YET I STILL DOUBT IT)

AND THAT HAPPENED SO LONG AGO THOUGH. WILL I EVER BE FORGIVEN?

NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET, AND I’M A MATURE, YOUNG LADY -POSE-

HUSH, YOU. YOUR OPINION DOESN’T COUNT.

:I

…I CAN’T WIN HERE, CAN I?

NOPE.

…-POUTS-

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THIS BETTER? IS THERE A WAY? OR ARE YOU PLANNING TO LEAVE ME OVER THIS.

BUT YOU SAID 5 EVER, THINK OF THE CHILDREN WHAT WILL THEY DO?

OKAY EXCUSE YOU MA’AM THIS HAS BECOME A SERIOUS ARGUMENT

DONT YOU HAVE A SANDBOX TO GO PLAY IN OR SOMETHING

WOW RUDE, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE. ALSO MOTHER IS COMING TO VISIT.

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

askdrowsyprincess:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

askdrowsyprincess:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple replied to your post: OH -SWOON- LET’S GET MARRIED FRANCIS. I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED.

SHE’S 11

 AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER RIGHT MON AMOUR ?

YES OF COURSE. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO DAPPER YOUNG LADIES SUCH AS YOURSELF HONHONHON

AT LEAST FRANCOIS ISN’T A CREEP LIKE THIS.

AND DOESN’T THROW HOCKEY MATCHES.

OH MY GOSH MATTHEW ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT THAT

AND FRANCIS IS TOTALLY A CREEP YOU JUST LIKE IT AND THAT’S KIND OF WEIRD BUT I DON’T JUDGE

OH COURSE I’M MAD. HOCKEY IS SERIOUS SHIT.

AND HE’S NOT A CREEP ABOUT CHILDREN. YOU ARE.

I’M NOT A CREEP ABOUT KIDS ITS JUST- HER. I DUNNO. SHE’S A FRIEND OF A FRIEND (WHO HAS PROVED HIMSELF STRAIGHT MULTIPLE TIMES YET I STILL DOUBT IT)

AND THAT HAPPENED SO LONG AGO THOUGH. WILL I EVER BE FORGIVEN?

NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET, AND I’M A MATURE, YOUNG LADY -POSE-

HUSH, YOU. YOUR OPINION DOESN’T COUNT.

:I

…I CAN’T WIN HERE, CAN I?

NOPE.

…-POUTS-

WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THIS BETTER? IS THERE A WAY? OR ARE YOU PLANNING TO LEAVE ME OVER THIS.

BUT YOU SAID 5 EVER, THINK OF THE CHILDREN WHAT WILL THEY DO?

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

askdrowsyprincess:

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple replied to your post: OH -SWOON- LET’S GET MARRIED FRANCIS. I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED.

SHE’S 11

 AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER RIGHT MON AMOUR ?

YES OF COURSE. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO DAPPER YOUNG LADIES SUCH AS YOURSELF HONHONHON

AT LEAST FRANCOIS ISN’T A CREEP LIKE THIS.

AND DOESN’T THROW HOCKEY MATCHES.

OH MY GOSH MATTHEW ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT THAT

AND FRANCIS IS TOTALLY A CREEP YOU JUST LIKE IT AND THAT’S KIND OF WEIRD BUT I DON’T JUDGE

OH COURSE I’M MAD. HOCKEY IS SERIOUS SHIT.

AND HE’S NOT A CREEP ABOUT CHILDREN. YOU ARE.

I’M NOT A CREEP ABOUT KIDS ITS JUST- HER. I DUNNO. SHE’S A FRIEND OF A FRIEND (WHO HAS PROVED HIMSELF STRAIGHT MULTIPLE TIMES YET I STILL DOUBT IT)

AND THAT HAPPENED SO LONG AGO THOUGH. WILL I EVER BE FORGIVEN?

NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET, AND I’M A MATURE, YOUNG LADY -POSE-

cheese-eating-surrender-monkey:

sweetcanadianmaple replied to your post: OH -SWOON- LET’S GET MARRIED FRANCIS. I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED.

SHE’S 11

 AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER RIGHT MON  AMOUR ?

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diablosintellect:

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

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ask-anemone:

old-onceler:

buttnugget-mcgee:

spaceject16:

yusufsfirmbutt:

borgiabutts:

dementorsinmypub:

‎1) open google
2) search your first name, only your first name
3) take the first picture that comes up
4) upload it to tumblr
5) this is you in 10 years

ew

not bad

ok

well i do ship a lot

I become a movie?

I’m a plant!?

I am the moon… Seems legit.